Stuff I've Learned From Being A Total Screw Up →
I screw up with relationships and I mess up at work. I get angry and say things I donât mean to my friends or people I love.
my life
Si tu cherches ton sourire, il est ici.
If you are looking for your smile, it is here.
| Ron Swanson: | Leslie, I got married twice. Both times I was a lot older than those two and both marriages ended in divorce...and a burning effigy. Who's to say what works? You find somebody you like, and you roll the dice, it's all anyone can do. |
| Leslie Knope: | Wait, weren't you married 3 times? |
| Ron: | My God, you're right. I get to burn another effigy. |
| Brittany: | Audrey do you maybe wanna put some groceries away instead of just standing there doing nothing? |
| Staci: | She is clearly eating a lollipop. |
"A man has an average of 11 erections every day, but 7 of those happen while he’s sleeping. Doesn’t that just make you wanna pull up the covers and watch?"
Kathy Greaves
"I desperately wish I had my tambourine with me now, because even after everything I’m still wearing heavy boots, and sometimes it helps to play a good beat."
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
and if it’s all a curse
and we’re just getting worse
baby, please don’t lose your faith in the good earth
Why You Should End Up With Your Best Friend →
But nothing could be less ordinary than someone who cares about us when it’s least convenient.
Brittany: “Now, I don’t know what the exact definition of a shame spiral would be, but I’m pretty sure I’m balls deep in one”
